Jay Bee!

Last year for Valentine's I got Justin Bieber cards.

Those cards came with a BRAND NEW POSTER! 

So I of course, hung it on my ceiling and told everybody about how much I don't like Justin Bieber, even though I saw his face every time I laid on my bed. I grew an attachment with that poster. Not because of the face that was on it, but because it was mine. Until I anonymously mailed it to someone after decorating the envelope with a pink highlighter and Mickey Mouse stickers only to find out, it got THROWN AWAY. I almost cried. Poor Mickey. :(

All this to say, I totally rewrote Mistletoe. Not for fun though. No way. I had to do it for a class. Yup. That's the kind of stuff homeschoolers spend their days doing. 

Anyway, yeah. Enjoy. 

Rare things that happen almost all the time

Like Santa thinking you look so fine

Random events happening all around

It’s the weirdest Christmas you’ve ever found

Regretting the dumb reason you ate that corn

Wondering why its still in that form

Random events happening all around

It’s the weirdest Christmas you’ve ever found

What’s that, what’s that strange sound

What’s that, what’s that strange sound

Santa’s off the ground, chimney bound

Shawn and Juliet hearing loud wedding bells

Apple’s luscious toilet paper sells

Noises of mad grumbling midget sounds

It’s the weirdest Christmas you’ve ever found

Seeing mom buy your gift at Dollar Tree

Mismatching socks and feeling so free

Following the cookies like a hound

It’s the weirdest Christmas you’ve ever found

Oh no, Christmas oh no

Oh no, Christmas oh no

Already sick of the music

Oh what, what will I do

Oh what, what will I do

Already sick of the music

Oh no, forgot my deodorant 

Forgot to chop my toe nails

I hope no one around notices

Oh no, haven’t brushed in two weeks

And I am feeling one thing, ugly cavities

That’s the weirdest, weirdest Christmas

Rare things that happen almost all the time

Like Santa thinking you look so fine

Random events happening all around

It’s the weirdest Christmas you’ve ever found

Shawn and Juliet hearing loud wedding bells

Apple’s luscious toilet paper sells

Noises of mad grumbling midget sounds

It’s the weirdest Christmas you’ve ever found

Oh no, Christmas oh no

Oh no, Christmas oh no

Already sick of the music

Oh what, what will I do

Oh what, what will I do

Already sick of the music, oh sick of the music

Change the radio station oh please

This is the exact song as before, oh-oh

Oh, oh, ohhh

Change the radio station oh please

This is the exact song as before, oh-oh

Oh, oh, ohhh